We Sell Crack & Ship Pecans

We sell pecans in the fall and ship them from our post office in the store. We will also crack the pecans for a nominal price in our cracking machine. One year, obviously not thinking, I put on the portable sign on the street: WE SELL CRACK AND SHIP PECANS. It only took an hour to make me walk outside and change the sign. Customers still come in and ask if we are back in the drug business yet.

Gary Johnson
Home Ace Hardware
Columbus, Ga.